Ok, got it figured out, have been successfully P2V-ing for a couple of days now.
(Also been using it to do V2Vs, moving VMs that aren't on the current VCenter onto the current VCenter )
The part I had been missing was to install the Converter to a third, uninvolved box and run it from there.
All the boxes I'm working with are Linux boxes -- No Windows boxes in the current environment.
What I did was:
When the Converter opened its Xwindows session, I selected the "Localhost" option.
On the next page, I followed the prompts and gave the hostname, username, and password of the source box (the box to convert)
On the next page, I followed the prompts and gave the hostname, username, and password of the ESX server to place the newly converted VM onto.
From there I chose the name for the newly converted VM, and after that it was just a question of making sure the options were correct. (# CPUs, memory, disk space, etc.)
Hit "Finish", and waited for it to do its magic. Was quick, clean, and simple.
Just need to know whether Converter went on the box to be converted or not, and which pieces to install. (The documentation makes it sound like you have the option of only installing certain pieces of the overall Converter -- You just want to install the whole thing in one go. (In fact, you aren't even given a choice: You either install the Converter or you don't. No choices about which parts to install.))
All in all, you were right in that it's way simpler than I originally thought -- My confusion was mostly caused by reading (and believing) the documentation, which is "Microsoft-helpful: If you understand it, you didn't need it in the first place. If you don't understand it, it won't be of any use."
Thanks for the pointers!
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